saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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colin-fucking-morgan:

thagirlwhocan:

jjlj13:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

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i can

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me too

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can’t forget this one

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nothing is more accurate.

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

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ezraevangelista:

princessamanda13:

blue-pickle-69:

ginggee23:

officialbunghole:

hi:

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats 
SEE ALL THE PICTURES: HERE

NUMBER 15 OH MY FUCKING GOD

Number 12 ;)

So freakin cute!!!!!

NUMBER 20 OMG

Omg the caption on number 13

ezraevangelista:

princessamanda13:

blue-pickle-69:

ginggee23:

officialbunghole:

hi:

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats 

SEE ALL THE PICTURES: HERE

NUMBER 15 OH MY FUCKING GOD

Number 12 ;)

So freakin cute!!!!!

NUMBER 20 OMG

Omg the caption on number 13

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driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

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coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

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coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

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